June 2006 - Volume 10, Issue 11

Children's Bloopers And Other Funny Tales

By Msgr. Frank Wissel

Photograph of three childrenTruly out of the mouths of babes comes farina. Children are creative and as we know they are seldom wrong unless we insist on it. So instead of being wrong the following illustrates how creative they can be.

In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired creating the world so he took the Sabbath off.

From the adult world, don't we all relate to this one: Michael O'Malley was driving down the street very anxious because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven he said, "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up whiskey."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared. O'Malley looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."